I want to have your abortion
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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