Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So many bounce houses so little time
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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