I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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