About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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