Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just found a bag of teeth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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