You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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