I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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