I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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