i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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