Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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