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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
this just has baby written all over it
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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