I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
there is glitter all over my balls
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