when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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