god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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