At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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