The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
birth control should be required to get into college
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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