so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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