if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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