C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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