What did we do last night that was yellow?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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