Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
