So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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