LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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