ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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