i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.