I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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