Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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