Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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