I want to walk on stilts...naked
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You dont lie about slip and slides
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You are the jesus of drinking
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
