Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Sorry about my life...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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