I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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