I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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