Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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