we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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