Can Purell be used as lube?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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