You surviving the open bar?
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Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Come share oat with me in your robe
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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