Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We are two peas in an std pod
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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