Dual....:-)
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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