May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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