ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
