I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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