Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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