Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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