So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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