It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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