how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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