dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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