i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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