she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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