But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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