New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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