i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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