I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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